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WELCOME 2 RAGE COMICS .ETH

THE FIRST EXTREMELY SERIOUS COLLECTION OF ORIGINAL RAGE ART ON THE BLOCKCHAIN!!!!!!!!

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ORIGINAL NFT ART IS LOADING...
The random rage faces on this page are just here to destroy your remaining brain cells.

<<< ORIGINAL ARTWORK • PURE INTERNET HISTORY • MAXIMUM EMOTIONAL DAMAGE >>>

THE JPEGZ

THESE ARE NOT THE NFTS YET. The real original artworks will replace these top-secret files when they are ready. Stop trying to enhance the image.

TOP SECRET ? RAGE_0001.JPG

RAGE_0001.JPG ??? KB

FILE CORRUPTED ×_× RAGE_0002.GIF

RAGE_0002.GIF 666 KB

LOADING... | RAGE_0003.PNG

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CENSORED RAGE RAGE_0004.BMP

RAGE_0004.BMP 420 KB

WEB3 DIAL-UP CONNECTION

rage_minter_v1.337.exe

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STATUS: WAITING FOR CONTRACT...

HOW MANY JPEGZ???

* Mint is disabled until the real collection and smart contract are ready. No fake transaction will be sent.

HOW MANY RAGES ARE IN ONE RAGE?

Seven on weekdays. Twelve if the refrigerator is looking directly at you.

WHY IS THE BLOCKCHAIN SO LONG?

They forgot to cut it in half before putting it in the oven.

CAN I EAT MY NFT?

Only in landscape mode. Do not add salt or the metadata will become haunted.

ROADMAP?

Turn left at the JPEG, fight the blue horse, then wait behind the microwave.

WEN MINT?

Yesterday at 34:72 PM, immediately after Thursday 2.

IS THIS FINANCIAL ADVICE?

This is a website. Please ask a qualified lasagna.